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a man who thinks his hands are the only ones worth having and uses them to feel up anyone who doesn't scream at him
He touched my shoulder like it was a free meal.
He grabbed my arm while I was trying to pay for my coffee.
He patted my back as if we were best friends.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a guy who thinks he's a love god and doesn't care if people are mad because he's too busy touching them
He touched my face like I owed him money.
He leaned in and touched my cheek while I was talking to my friend.
He touched my neck like it was a button.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a man who has no respect and uses his hands like they're the only thing he has
He touched my arm like it was a snack.
He grabbed my shoulder while I was trying to leave.
He touched my back like it was a free massage.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a guy who thinks he's the king of touch and doesn't care if people hate him for it
He touched my face like it was a welcome party.
He leaned in and touched my cheek like he was my best friend.
He touched my arm like it was a handshake.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a man who can't keep his hands off people and thinks everyone wants to be touched by him
He touched my back like it was a hug.
He grabbed my hand like it was a deal.
He touched my shoulder like it was a compliment.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a guy who thinks he's the only one who can touch people and doesn't care if they're mad
He touched my face like it was a gift.
He leaned in and touched my cheek like it was a surprise.
He grabbed my arm like it was a favor.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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