Macabrino

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People who eat cereal for dinner and laugh about dead bodies like it's a joke. They're the ones who make your life better with stupid jokes and bad puns.
"I swear I saw a corpse wearing a tutu. And it was dancing.", @Murderino123
DM: "You got murdered? I got a hangover. We’re even.", @KandGFan4Life
Tweet: "True crime is just my therapy. And I’m not paying for it.", @MacabrinoMeme
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A group of people who think murder is the best kind of entertainment. They’re loud, dumb, and make you feel like a genius for being a little bit weird.
"I’m not a murderer. I’m a professional bystander.", @MurderinoChamp
Tweet: "I laughed so hard at the podcast I peed in my pants. Classic.", @MacabrinoMadness
DM: "If you don’t like murder, you’re a weirdo. End of story.", @MurderinoMeme2
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Smart, loud, and dumb people who talk about dead people like they’re celebrities. They’ll make you laugh until you cry and then insult your taste in music.
"She died in a hotel. I’m giving her a five-star review.", @MacabrinoDad
Tweet: "I’m not sad. I’m just mourning the loss of a good time.", @MurderinoMeme
DM: "You’re not a murderino. You’re just a normal person. Which is boring.", @KandGFan4Life
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People who think murder is a sport. They cheer for the worst crimes and make you feel like you’re the dumbest person in the room for not knowing every detail.
"I’m not a fan of murder. I’m a fan of the best murder.", @MurderinoChamp
Tweet: "If you don’t know who the killer is, you’re a failure.", @MacabrinoDad
DM: "You didn’t even listen to the podcast. You’re a disgrace.", @KandGFan4Life
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A bunch of loud people who think murder is the best thing since sliced bread. They make memes, laugh at the worst jokes, and are way too proud of their dumb ideas.
"I’m not funny. I’m just a murderino who thinks they’re funny.", @MacabrinoMeme
Tweet: "Murder is my passion. My job is my pain.", @MurderinoChamp
DM: "You’re not a murderino. You’re just a normal person. Which is boring.", @KandGFan4Life
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