Macaboney

He slid his penne into her spaghetti hoop and said 'We're gonna have a family dinner.'

At lunch, he jammed his noodle into her pasta ring and said 'This is how we do business.'

He stuck his penne into her spaghetti hoop and said 'You're my side dish.'

He used his spaghetti as a ring and his penne as a finger and said 'This is a proposal.'

He grabbed her spaghetti and stuck his penne in it like it was a dating app.

He used his spaghetti like a ring and his penne like a finger and said 'I'm your noodle boyfriend.'

He said his penne was a love potion and his spaghetti was a love spell and stuck them together.

He told her his penne was magic and his spaghetti was enchanted and then he stuck them together.

He claimed his penne was a love potion and his spaghetti was a love spell and then he stuck them together like a fool.