Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a girl who’s hot enough to make you forget your own name and your mom’s maiden name.

She walks in and I immediately forget how to breathe.

He asked me out and I said yes before I even realized I was talking to him.

I saw her and my brain shut down like a bad WiFi connection.

2

a girl so good-looking you’d rather get in a fight than admit she’s better than you.

I said she wasn’t that hot. Then I got punched in the face.

He started a full-blown argument because she smiled at another guy.

She looked at me and I said, 'You’re not that hot.' Then I got called out in front of my whole class.

3

a girl so pretty you would literally do anything, even cry in public, just to get near her.

I cried in front of my entire family just to ask her to prom.

He texted me, 'I cried in the bathroom. Please talk to me.'

I cried during a math test just to get her attention.

4

a girl who’s so attractive, you think about her even when you’re pooping.

I was halfway through a poopy situation and I thought about her.

He got distracted during a bowel movement and got in trouble.

She was so hot, I stopped mid-poop just to look at her.

5

a girl who's so good-looking, you would break your own leg just to get a chance to talk to her.

I broke my leg trying to get to her before class.

He tripped and broke his leg just to talk to her.

She was that hot, I ran into a wall and broke my foot.

6

a girl who’s so pretty, you would lie to your mom just to be with her.

I told my mom I was sick just to skip class and see her.

He lied about being sick to get out of math just to talk to her.

She was that hot, I told my mom I had a dog and it was sick.