maca punch

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A punch so strong it could make a donkey cry and a donkey punch feel like a slap.
He hit me so hard I felt like I got punched by a donkey who just lost a bet.
That maca punch was like being hit by a donkey with a membership to a gym.
She gave me a maca punch that made my face look like a donkey’s rear end.
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When you punch someone so hard it’s like you’re telling their face to go to jail.
He gave me a maca punch that made my nose look like it was on vacation.
That punch was so strong, my face got a ticket for disorderly conduct.
She hit me so hard, my face looked like it had a black eye and a warrant.
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A punch that’s so wild it could make a donkey blush and a donkey punch look like a love tap.
He threw a maca punch so wild, my face looked like it got into a fight with a donkey.
That punch was so crazy, my face got a standing ovation from a donkey.
She hit me so hard, my face looked like it was doing a donkey’s job.
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