Maca

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A person so nice they could make a saint blush and a nun cry.
That kid is a maca. He said 'hi' to the principal and gave the janitor a cookie.
My cousin is a maca. He even let my dog eat his sandwich.
My teacher is a maca. She passed me even though I didn't do my homework.
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Shit so bad it could make a toilet blush and a garbage truck cry.
This pizza is maca. It looks like it was thrown out of a moving car.
The test was maca. I had to use my dog’s homework to cheat.
That movie was maca. I fell asleep before the credits.
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Something so big and ugly it could scare a dinosaur and make a monster cry.
That mountain is a maca. It looks like a giant took a bite out of the sky.
His shirt is a maca. It has more holes than a spiderweb.
That cake is a maca. It looks like it was hit by a bus.
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A Chinese kid with a toy gun and a smoke plot. They walk around like they own the street.
That guy is a maca. He walked into the school with a toy gun and a smoke plot.
The kid in the park is a maca. He ran away from the cops with a toy gun.
That boy is a maca. He smoke-plotted his way out of a math test.
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A plan to make America Christian again. It’s like a bad version of MAGA. It’s like the worst church group ever.
Mike Pence is a maca. He wants to make America Christian again, but it’s just a bunch of church groups.
MACA is the worst. It’s like MAGA but with more hymns.
That new law is a maca. Now we have to pray in school.
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A stupid thing people say when they have nothing else to say. Only cool, sexy, or popular people use it.
He typed 'macas' in the group chat. No one said anything else.
She said 'macas' during the meeting. No one cared.
He said 'macas' when asked what he wanted for dinner. He just wanted to be cool.
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A guy who sucks cock. Or a guy who is a total bastard.
That guy is a maca. He sucked cock for three hours straight.
He called me a maca. That’s the worst insult ever.
That kid is a maca. He hit me with a toy gun and called me a bastard.
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