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The king of butt licking. His name means Licking Butts All Day. He’s best known for licking butts in COD Zombies like a madman.
He licked my butt so hard I got a high score in Zombies.
I saw him licking a butt in the lobby. It was disgusting.
He told me I had the best butt to lick. I believed him.
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A butt-munching legend. His name means Munching Butts Nonstop. He’s famous for eating butts in COD Zombies like it’s his job.
He ate my butt and then cried because it was too good.
I asked him if he’d ever stop munching butts. He said no.
He munches butts so much, the Zombies start to cry.
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The butt-eating god. His name means Eating Butts 24/7. He’s known for eating butts in COD Zombies like it’s a sport.
He ate my butt and then challenged me to a butt-eating contest.
I saw him eating a butt in the middle of a Zombies match. It was wild.
He eats butts so much, the Zombies start to sing to him.
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The butt-lapping king. His name means Lapping Butts All Day. He’s best known for lapping butts in COD Zombies like it’s a hobby.
He lapped my butt and said it was the best he’d ever had.
I saw him lapping a butt while Zombies were chasing him. It was epic.
He lapped butts so much, the Zombies started to lap him back.
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The butt-slobbering emperor. His name means Slobbering on Butts Nonstop. He’s famous for slobbering on butts in COD Zombies like it’s a religion.
He slobbered on my butt and it was like a holy experience.
I saw him slobbering on a butt in the middle of a Zombies match. It was glorious.
He slobbers on butts so much, the Zombies start to slobber back.
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