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One love one nation one God, but only if you pay respects and bring snacks. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of fake vibes and bad rap names.

Yo LBJ, you talkin' 'bout one love? I'm here for the snacks, not the drama.

One nation? More like one mess, and I'm the cleanup crew.

One God? Nah, I got a god complex and a hangover.

It's like a group hug for people who don't know how to be cool, but LBJ is the only one who actually got a real name.

This is the worst group hug I've ever been in. I'm out.

LBJ got a real name. The rest of you are just faking it.

I'm not hugging anyone until I get a snack.

One love one nation one God, but only if you don't talk too much and you bring a snack. LBJ is the only one who knows how to do this right.

I brought a snack, but you all talked too much. I'm leaving.

One love? I love snacks more than I love you all.

LBJ knows the rules. You all just break them.

It's like a religion for people who don't know how to be cool, and LBJ is the prophet who brings snacks.

I'm following the snack religion now. You all are just fake prophets.

This isn't a religion. It's a snack cult.

LBJ is the prophet. You're just the disciples with poor snacks.

One love one nation one God, but only if you shut up and bring a snack. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of fake rap names and bad vibes.

I shut up. You all brought snacks. I'm still the best one here.

One nation? More like one disaster.

I'm not bringing a snack. I'm bringing a complaint.

It's like a family reunion for people who don't know how to be cool, and LBJ is the only one who actually has a real name.

This reunion is worse than my cousin's birthday party.

LBJ has a real name. I just have a fake one.

I'm not family. I'm a snack away from being cool.