mac you

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A Mac You is when you’re ice fishing and you catch a fish, you wrestle it like it’s your ex, and then it slides up the hole and you go to grab it, only for it to slap you and go back down like it just got divorced. It’s basically the fish saying, 'Fuck you, Mac, I’m going back down the hole.'
I just had a Mac You and the fish laughed in my face.
That fish was like, 'You ain't got no grip, Mac.'
I fought that fish like it was a bar fight, and it still got the last laugh.
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A Mac You is when someone sees someone else moving fast like a bullet or hitting someone like they’re a piñata and they yell, 'Mac You!' like they’re trying to start a war.
He ran past me like a sprinter and I yelled, 'Mac You!'
She punched the guy like he owed her money and I said, 'Mac You!'
He jumped over the table and I screamed, 'Mac You!' like it was a curse.
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