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When someone makes mac and cheese so hard they turn into a rage monster and nobody can make them stop.

My cousin tried to eat my mac and cheese and it started a war.

The guy in the kitchen yelled at the microwave like it owed him money.

I tried to add broccoli and he screamed like I killed his dog.

When you’re so obsessed with mac and cheese that you fight people over the last bite like it’s the last slice of pizza.

I fought my brother over the last noodle and he got a burn mark from the pan.

My mom tried to stop us and got caught in the middle.

We were so loud the neighbors called the cops.

When you make mac and cheese so good it’s like a food god came down and destroyed everything else.

My dog ate my whole plate and cried like it was heartbroken.

My dad tried to eat it and got a food coma.

My teacher tasted it and gave me an A+ for life.

When someone is so determined to eat mac and cheese that they’ll fight you for it like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party.

I tried to take a bite and he tackled me like I was a thief.

He used the spoon like a sword and I got a scratch.

We were so loud the whole restaurant stared at us.

When you’re so into mac and cheese that you’ll do anything to get more, even if it means stealing it from your best friend.

I stole his mac and cheese and he cried like I stole his soul.

He chased me around the house with a ladle.

We ended up in the kitchen and it turned into a food fight.

When you're so serious about your mac and cheese that you treat it like it's the final exam and you'll fail if you don't pass.

I failed my math test because I was too busy eating my mac and cheese.

My mom took away my TV for not finishing my mac and cheese.

I cried like I lost my best friend when my mac and cheese was cold.