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A god so strong he could beat a toilet clogged with pizza grease. He rules everything. If he looked at you, your brain would melt and your soul would be used as a napkin.

He turned my math test into a holy relic.

My dog bowed to him and then cried.

He made my teacher’s coffee taste like heaven.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The king of all beings. So powerful he could punch a hole in the moon with his pinky. You don’t want to cross him. He’s like the universe’s final boss.

He turned my lunch into a sacred offering.

He made my mom’s voice sound like a choir.

He made my dog’s butt shine like a diamond.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A god so strong he could defecate a black hole. He’s the reason why you’re even here. If he sneezed, your entire school would be erased.

He turned my math homework into a holy scroll.

He made my dog’s butt glow like a neon sign.

He caused my teacher to cry tears of joy.

by Slangipedia 8d ago