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When someone gets a hard-on just by looking at Big Macs or watching someone chow down on one like it's the last meal on Earth
I saw a guy in the park eating a Big Mac and he was jerking off like it was a championship game.
My cousin’s MAC-wack-it is so bad he gets off to the sound of the sauce being squished.
I tried to stop my brother from eating a Big Mac in front of me, but he just got harder and harder.