Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks they're better than everyone else because they use a Mac, even though it doesn't work with the rest of the world.

I can't even install my printer without crying

My Mac is the only thing that works and I know it

You use Windows? I'd rather use a toaster.

2

A person who refuses to be normal and uses a Mac like it's a religion.

Why would anyone use a PC when Mac is so much better?

I'm not switching to Windows unless you pay me in gold.

Windows is for people who can't handle perfection.

3

A smart person who uses a Mac because it actually works, unlike the broken messes other people use.

My PC crashes every day. My Mac just sits there, happy.

I use a Mac because it doesn't yell at me every time I open a file.

My Windows laptop is a disaster. My Mac is my best friend.

4

A person who uses a Mac because they have to, but also a person who uses a Mac just to be annoying.

I use a Mac because my job needs it, but I still hate Windows.

I use a Mac just to flex and make other people cry.

I use a Mac because I can't stand the thought of using anything else.

5

A person who thinks they're smart just because they use a Mac, even though they can't fix a virus.

I use a Mac because it's fancy and I don't know what a virus is.

I don't know how to install software, but I still think I'm better than you.

I use a Mac and I don't know why, but I'm proud of it.

6

A person who uses a Mac and thinks they're royalty, even though it's just a computer.

I use a Mac because I'm a king, and you're just a peasant.

I'm so good with my Mac, I could rule the world.

My Mac is a throne and I sit on it every day.