mac status

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Mac status is when you're so good-looking and cool that people beg you to be their friend. You don’t have to flirt or chase anyone. They just show up and try to be your sidekick.
Girl: 'Bro, I just want to be your backup plan.'
Guy: 'I’m not even trying, and you’re still here.'
Friend: 'You’re like the king of the block. I just want a crown.'
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Mac status is when you're so smooth and hot that people come to you like you're giving out free pizza. Pimps have to beg for money. You just sit there and people give it to you.
Girl: 'Can I be your bestie? I’ll bring snacks.'
Guy: 'I don’t even need a job. You all just hand me cash.'
Friend: 'You're the pizza man. I just want a slice.'
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Mac status is when you're so good-looking that people fall for you before you even say anything. You don’t have to work for it. Pimps have to hustle. You just sit there and people fall in love.
Girl: 'I just saw you and I’m already head over heels.'
Guy: 'You don’t even have to talk. I’m already yours.'
Friend: 'You came in and I was like, 'this is it.'
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Mac status is when you're so cool that people come to you like you're the only one worth hanging out with. You don’t have to do anything. Pimps have to work for their shine. You just stand there and people shine for you.
Girl: 'I just came to you because you're the best.'
Guy: 'I don’t even have to try. You all just line up.'
Friend: 'You're the highlight of my day.'
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Mac status is when people come to you like you're the only one worth being near. You don’t have to ask for anything. Pimps have to charm people. You just sit there and people chase you.
Girl: 'I just wanted to be near you.'
Guy: 'I didn’t even do anything. You just came to me.'
Friend: 'You're the only one I want to be with.'
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Mac status is when people come to you like you're the only one who matters. You don’t have to do anything. Pimps have to work for their respect. You just sit there and people respect you.
Girl: 'You’re the only one I want to be with.'
Guy: 'I didn’t do a thing. You just came to me.'
Friend: 'You're the only one who matters.'
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