Mac Standard

He’s the Mac Standard. I’ve seen people cry at the sight of him.

That guy at the mall? That’s the Mac Standard. I almost got a ticket.

My cousin’s dating the Mac Standard. I think he’s gonna die.

My teacher is the Mac Standard. She thinks she’s the most popular kid in school.

The Mac Standard showed up at my party. I had to leave.

I work with the Mac Standard. It’s like living with a ghost.

My neighbor is the Mac Standard. She wears the same outfit every day.

I got fired because I called the Mac Standard out in front of everyone.

That guy in my class is the Mac Standard. He thinks he’s a rockstar.