Mac Slag

I paid $200 for a ticket to his show and still cried when he missed a note.

My roommate is a Mac Slag. He wears the same shirt every day and claims it's a tribute.

I got in a fight with my dog because he wouldn't stop barking at Mac DeMarco's new song.

My friend called me a Mac Slag because I didn't like the new album. He said I was a disgrace.

I got kicked out of a coffee shop for screaming 'Mac DeMarco is the best' at the barista.

My mom says I'm a Mac Slag because I listen to his music instead of hers.

I had to choose between my job and going to a Mac DeMarco concert. I chose the concert and got fired.

I cried when Mac DeMarco missed a show. My dog felt bad for me and licked my face.

I told my teacher I was a Mac Slag. She said I could either leave the class or sing his song. I sang.

I got into a huge argument with my brother because he said Mac DeMarco was better than Taylor Swift. I said he was a Mac Slag.

My teacher gave me a D because I kept singing Mac DeMarco songs in class.

I refused to eat my pizza unless Mac DeMarco was on the radio.

I dressed up like Mac DeMarco for a week and got laughed at by everyone.

I paid $50 for a poster of Mac DeMarco and now it's my wallpaper.

I told my dog he was a Mac Slag and now he barks at every song.

I got into a fight with my neighbor because he said Mac DeMarco was overrated. He said I was a Mac Slag.

I cried when my friend said Mac DeMarco was a fake.

I told my cat I was a Mac Slag and he refused to eat my food.