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You're so lonely you walk into a McDonald's just to stare at a warm apple pie like it's your ex

I went to Mac's just to see the pie because my dog left me

I got a pie and cried in the drive-thru

I sat there for 20 minutes just watching the pie cool down

You're so broke and sad you eat a warm apple pie at McDonald’s just to feel alive

I had no money but I still got the pie because I needed a lifeline

I ate the pie and it felt like my soul was being massaged

I got the pie and it was better than my ex's texts

You're so desperate you get a warm apple pie from McDonald’s just to stop thinking about your life

I got the pie and forgot my problems for 10 minutes

I ate the pie and my brain went to sleep

I got the pie and it was like a mini vacation