mac-session

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when you hit on someone so hard they feel like they got hit by a truck and a pizza

I tried to mac-session her for 10 minutes straight and she just walked away like I was a bad dream.

He mac-sessed me during lunch and now I can't eat my sandwich without thinking about him.

I spent the whole bus ride mac-sessing my crush and now I can't remember the route home.

when you're so into someone you might as well be married, but you're still not sure if they're into you

I've been mac-sessing her since Monday and I still don't know if she's just being nice.

He texted me 12 times in one hour trying to mac-session me. I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.

She started mac-sessing me during the movie and I almost missed the ending.

when you're so obsessed with someone you forget your own name and your pants

I was mac-sessing her so much I forgot my pants and my name at the same time.

He mac-sessed me during class so hard the teacher thought I was having a seizure.

I mac-sessed him through the whole game and now I can't remember how to play.

when you hit on someone so much you might as well be their personal hype man

I was mac-sessing her so much she started laughing at me in the middle of math class.

He mac-sessed me during the lunch break and now I can't stop thinking about him.

I mac-sessed my crush through the whole dance and now I'm out of breath.

when you're so into someone you start talking to them like they're your best friend even though you've only known them for 3 minutes

I started mac-sessing her after we said hi and now we're best friends.

He mac-sessed me so fast I didn't even get a chance to say my name.

She mac-sessed me during the bus ride and now we're planning a future together.