mac n jeans

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a smug, over-groomed poser who thinks they’re cool just because they wear jeans that cost more than your rent and carry a MAC around like it’s a holy relic.
'I don’t even need a PC, I’m too good for that.'
‘Jeans? I wear them to work, not to live.’
‘You still use Windows? You’re ancient.’
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a guy who thinks he’s a fashion icon because he wears jeans that hug his butt like a lover and carries a MAC like it’s the only thing that matters in life.
‘My jeans are designer, yours are just pants.’
‘I don’t need a PC, I’ve got a MAC and a beenie.’
‘You still wear normal jeans? What’s wrong with you?’
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a self-important twerp who thinks he’s the king of the world because he wears tight jeans and uses a MAC like it’s the only thing that matters.
‘I don’t even need a PC, I’m too cool for that.’
‘Jeans? I wear them to work, not to live.’
‘You still use Windows? You’re ancient.’
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