mac-n-crack

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stuffin' mac and cheese on top of crackers like they’re your last meal before you get tossed out
I ate mac-n-crack on the floor at 3 a. m. because I was too lazy to get a plate
My dog tried to steal my mac-n-crack and got a face full of cheese
I made mac-n-crack in my pants because I was too broke for a fork
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drippin' mac and cheese all over crackers like they’re your best friend and you’re spittin' on them
My mom caught me eatin' mac-n-crack outta a cereal box and yelled at me
I took mac-n-crack to school and the teacher thought I was sick
I tried to make mac-n-crack in a microwave and it exploded like a science experiment
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puttin' mac and cheese on crackers like you’re tryin' to beat the world record for the most cheese in your mouth
I ate mac-n-crack in my car and got cheese on the steering wheel
My brother called me a cheese monster after I ate mac-n-crack for three days straight
I tried to eat mac-n-crack in one bite and it came out my nose
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