mac n cheeser

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A person who shoves mac and cheese into body parts you don't want to think about.
I saw my brother eat mac and cheese right before he went to bed. Now he’s a mac n cheeser for life.
My mom’s a mac n cheeser. She eats it in the shower, in the car, and sometimes in my face.
That kid is a mac n cheeser. He eats it in the hallway, the bathroom, and once, in the principal’s office.
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A person who eats mac and cheese like it's a sacred ritual, even when it's 3 a. m. and you're still awake.
My sister’s a mac n cheeser. She eats it at midnight, in the kitchen, and once, in my sock drawer.
That guy is a full-time mac n cheeser. He eats it during meetings, on the bus, and even in the grocery store.
I'm a mac n cheeser. I eat it when I'm sad, when I'm happy, and sometimes just because it's there.
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A person who eats mac and cheese so much it's like it's a second language.
My dad’s a mac n cheeser. He eats it with breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and sometimes in the middle of the night.
That kid is a mac n cheeser. He eats it in the car, in the park, and once, in the teacher’s coffee.
I’m a mac n cheeser. I eat it when I’m bored, when I’m tired, and sometimes just because it's easy.
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