mac n cheese hair

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mac n cheese hair is a girl so ugly she makes your eyes bleed and your brain go numb
I saw her in the hallway and my face turned into a tomato
My dog ran away when she walked in
She looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck
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mac n cheese hair is the kind of girl who could make a saint cry and a monster laugh
She walked in and my whole class started coughing
I tried to talk to her and my voice came out like a frog
She smells like old socks and regret
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mac n cheese hair is the girl who thinks she’s a queen but looks like a trash can that caught fire
She asked me to prom and I nearly fainted
I took a photo of her and my phone cried
She wears socks with sandals and it’s a war crime
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