Mac missionary

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A Mac missionary is a person who shoves their Mac obsession down your throat like it’s the last meal on Earth

Hey bro, you still using that Windows trash? Just switch to a Mac, it’s like a vacation for your brain.

You think you're smart with your PC? I’ve got a MacBook that can solve your problems and your love life.

Why do you even bother with Windows when a Mac can do everything and looks good while doing it?

A Mac missionary is someone who tries to convert you to Mac worship, even if you don’t want to be a disciple

I tried to tell you Macs are better, but you just kept talking about your PC like it’s your ex.

You’re still using a PC? Are you trying to fail at life?

You think you're cool with Windows? I’ve got a Mac that’s smoother than your dating life.

A Mac missionary is a person who won’t stop talking about how great Macs are, even when you’re clearly not interested

I just want to use my PC in peace, but my Mac missionary friend keeps bugging me about the Apple ecosystem.

You don’t need a Mac, you just need to stop listening to your Mac missionary cousin.

Why do you keep trying to convince me Macs are the best? I’m happy with my PC, thank you very much.