Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you inhale so much weed you forget your own name and think your dog is trying to take over your life.

I mac milled so hard I thought my cat was talking to me in Spanish.

I smoked so much I thought my fridge was alive and it was judging me.

I mac milled so bad I tried to marry my microwave.

2

you smoke so much you lose your mind and think your neighbor is trying to steal your dreams.

I mac milled so much I tried to hug my ceiling fan.

I smoked so much I thought my roommate was a robot sent to replace me.

I was so high I tried to eat my TV.

3

you smoke so much you think your pants are talking to you and your socks are plotting against you.

I mac milled so bad I tried to fight my shadow.

I was so high I thought my shoes were having a secret meeting.

I smoked so much I tried to kiss my toaster.

4

you smoke so much you think your brain is on fire and your soul is trying to escape through your nose.

I mac milled so bad I tried to run away from my own reflection.

I smoked so much I thought my nose was a portal to another world.

I was so high I tried to speak to my hair.

5

you smoke so much you forget where you are and think your bed is trying to eat you.

I mac milled so bad I thought my blanket was alive and it was trying to murder me.

I smoked so much I tried to climb into my closet and live there forever.

I was so high I tried to throw my alarm clock out the window.

6

you smoke so much you think your face is melting and your toes are having a party.

I mac milled so bad I tried to dance with my shadow.

I smoked so much I thought my toes were singing me a lullaby.

I was so high I tried to marry my toaster.