mac may

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#ugly but lucky#prom king#joke machine

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A guy who looks like a rejected pizza but somehow ends up with the hottest girl in school he laughs at all the right times and can run faster than your dad on a Monday
Mac May got the prom queen and still looks like he ate a sock
He can do a backflip and still laugh at my dumb jokes
He dated my sister and still hasn’t lost his cool
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A total meathead who somehow gets the best girl because he can do pull-ups and tells jokes that aren’t bad
Mac May can bench press me and still make me laugh
He asked my sister out and she said yes because he didn’t make a fool of himself
He’s the only guy who can beat me at basketball and still smile about it
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A guy who looks like a raccoon got hit by a bus but still ends up with the best girl because he can dance and doesn’t act like a total idiot
Mac May can dance better than my mom and still looks like he just fell out of a garbage can
He asked my sister to prom and didn’t trip over his own feet
He’s the only guy who can beat me at video games and still doesn’t yell at me
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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