MAC machine

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A fancy name for a cash machine that only the rich and clueless use. It’s like an ATM, but with more logos and fewer coins.

I tried to take money from a MAC machine, and it took my wallet instead.

My uncle said he only uses MAC machines because he thinks they’re more expensive.

My mom asked why the bank didn’t have a MAC machine, and I didn’t know what to say.

A name for ATM that rich people in the East use. It’s like an ATM, but with more pride and fewer coins.

I went to a bank in New York and it had a MAC machine. I thought I was at a fancy party.

My dad says he only uses MAC machines because he thinks they’re more important.

My friend tried to use a MAC machine, and it said, ‘Please insert your credit card, Mr. Important.’

A cash machine run by a company called MAC. It’s like an ATM, but with more logos and more money taken from you.

I took money from a MAC machine, and it took $5 just to let me take $10.

My brother used a MAC machine, and it took his credit card and his dignity.

My friend said the MAC machine was the only thing standing between him and bankruptcy.

A gun used by gangsters to spray bullets from a car window like they’re in a movie. It’s not cool. It’s loud and it’s messy.

I saw a gangster using a MAC 10 from a moving car, and it looked like a horror movie.

My cousin got shot by a MAC 11, and now he smells like gunpowder and regret.

They used a MAC 10 during a robbery, and the bank manager cried like a baby.

A computer that old people like. It’s not cool. It’s slow, it’s expensive, and it thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My grandma has a MAC machine, and it takes 10 minutes to open a photo.

My uncle said his MAC machine is faster than my phone, but it’s not true.

My mom uses a MAC machine to send emails, and it crashes every time she tries to type ‘hello.’

A computer used by old ladies who think they’re tech-savvy. They say things like ‘windows machine’ like they’re smart.

My aunt said her MAC machine is the best, and I told her it’s just a fancy PC.

My grandma uses a MAC machine and thinks it’s magic.

I told my mom that a MAC machine is just a computer, and she said I was rude.

A guy or gal who flirts with everyone like they’re the last piece of pizza. They do it all day, every day, and they don’t care if you’re annoyed.

My friend macks it to every guy in the class, and it’s annoying.

I tried to mack it to my crush, but he said no and walked away.

My cousin macks it to everyone, and it’s like a daily event.