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A total brain-dead moron who still lives at home and thinks they're cool because they can play a guitar badly. They use the same dumb excuses every time you try to make them do something real.
"I'm too tired to get a job, but I can still post 10 songs online."
"Why did you fail math again? Because I'm a Mac Lover."
"I don't need to move out. I'm a Mac Lover."