mac ledgend

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a mac ledgend is someone who hits on everyone like they’re the last piece of pizza. they don’t care if you’re with someone or not. they just want your attention and your likes.
he asked me out 3 times in one day, even though i was with my bf
she dm'd me while i was on a date
he tried to flirt with my mom at the grocery store
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a mac ledgend is like a mosquito, but for flirting. they buzz around you nonstop, and you can’t get away from them. they don’t even know when to stop.
he sent me 10 texts in 10 minutes
he asked me to be his girlfriend during math class
he kept talking to me even though i was ignoring him
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a mac ledgend is someone who thinks they’re the best at flirting, but they’re really just annoying. they hit on you, your friends, and even your dog.
he asked my dog if it wanted to go out with him
he hit on my best friend in front of me
he tried to flirt with my teacher during lunch
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a mac ledgend is like a superhero, but instead of saving people, they steal your heart. they’re smooth, they’re cool, and they never shut up about it.
he told me he was my soulmate during lunch
he asked me to be his sidekick in his 'flirt adventure'
he sent me a 5-minute text about how cute i was
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a mac ledgend is someone who hits on you so much, you start to wonder if they’re trying to take your place. they’re like a virus, but for love.
he asked me out during my break
he hit on me in front of my crush
he sent me a text at 2 a. m.
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