Mac Juice blunt

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A fancy way to say you're wasted, usually from smoking a blunt or something even worse. It’s like when your brain short-circuits and your pants fall down.

Yo, I just did Mac Juice blunt and my mom thinks I’m possessed.

I did Mac Juice blunt and tried to talk to my dog. He left me.

After Mac Juice blunt, I tried to eat a whole pizza. It was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you’re so high you think you’re a god and everyone else is a fool. Usually happens after you inhale a blunt like it’s your last breath.

Mac Juice blunt made me think I could fly. I tried. It didn’t work.

I did Mac Juice blunt and told my teacher I was the president. She believed me.

Mac Juice blunt is when you forget your own name and start yelling at the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A state of being so stoned you can’t tell your left from your right, and your left is now your best friend.

Mac Juice blunt made me think my sock was alive. It wasn’t. It was just sad.

I did Mac Juice blunt and tried to dance. My legs didn’t want to move.

Mac Juice blunt is when you start talking to your plants and they start talking back.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Getting so high you forget why you started smoking in the first place. It’s like your brain went on vacation and forgot to come back.

Mac Juice blunt made me forget my own phone number. I’m not proud.

I did Mac Juice blunt and thought my roommate was a ghost. He wasn’t. He was just tired.

After Mac Juice blunt, I tried to write a poem. It was mostly nonsense and some swear words.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

When you’re so blasted that your brain is doing cartwheels and your stomach is doing the twist. It’s like you’ve been hit by a blunt and a punchline at the same time.

Mac Juice blunt hit me like a freight train. I barely survived.

I did Mac Juice blunt and tried to sing. It was like a horror movie.

After Mac Juice blunt, I tried to do math. I got a headache and a laugh.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A state of being so high you think you’re a superhero, and everyone else is just a sidekick. You also might start crying for no reason.

Mac Juice blunt made me cry because my shoes were sad. They weren’t. They were just uncomfortable.

I did Mac Juice blunt and told my dad I was a superhero. He laughed. I didn’t.

After Mac Juice blunt, I cried because my cereal was lonely. It wasn’t. It was just cereal.

by Slangipedia 9d ago