Mac job

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Your first real job, usually when you're still in school, working a few hours a week for barely any cash.

My first Mac job was at the gas station. I got paid in candy and promises.

I worked my first Mac job at the pizza place. I got a free slice every day. It was worth it.

I had a Mac job at the library. I got paid in silence and stale muffins.

When you get a ride to McDonald's and the driver gives you a blow job on the way.

I got a Mac job on my way to get a Big Mac. The driver gave me a blow job and I didn't even ask.

My friend got a Mac job while driving to McDonald's. He was so distracted, he almost ran into a tree.

I got a Mac job from my uncle. He said it was a bonus for getting me a Big Mac.

When you eat so much macaroni and cheese, you go crazy and start rubbing it on someone's cock while you suck them off.

I ate so much macaroni and cheese, I went nuts and started rubbing it on my friend's cock while I sucked him off.

After eating a whole box of macaroni and cheese, I decided to rub it on my cousin's cock while I sucked him off.

I had a Mac job after eating macaroni and cheese. I was so full, I started licking someone's cock like it was a Big Mac.