Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks their Mac is the only computer that exists and everyone else is stupid for using anything else.

My Mac is perfect. Your PC is a piece of trash. I’d rather burn my hand than use Windows.

I’d die before I let my brother touch my MacBook Pro.

If Apple ever dies, I’m gonna cry and throw my laptop out the window.

2

A person who worships Apple like it’s a god and would fight you for the right to use a MacBook.

I would fight you to the death for the right to use my MacBook Air.

I don’t even like my phone anymore. It’s not Apple. I hate it.

If I had to use a Windows laptop, I’d probably scream and throw things.

3

A person who thinks all other computers are trash and their Mac is the best thing ever invented.

My Mac is the best thing ever. Everything else is garbage.

I can’t even look at a Windows laptop without getting a headache.

If I had to use anything but a Mac, I’d probably lose my mind.

4

A person who would rather die than let anyone else use their Mac, and they think everyone else is an idiot.

If you touch my Mac, I will murder you. I swear.

I would rather eat a whole pizza than let my friend use my laptop.

I don’t even know how to use Windows. It’s too complicated.

5

A person who loves Apple so much they think it’s the only thing that matters and everyone else is a loser.

Apple is the best. Everyone else is a loser.

I can’t stand Windows. It’s like the devil made it.

If I had to use anything else, I would cry.

6

A person who thinks their Mac is the only thing that matters and everyone else is just plain stupid.

My Mac is perfect. Everything else is just plain trash.

If I had to use a Windows laptop, I’d probably scream and cry.

I would fight you for the right to use my MacBook.