Mac hoodie

You walk into the school wearing a Mac hoodie and everyone stares at you like you just dropped a turd in the principal's coffee

Your mom says you look like a lost sock wearing that Mac hoodie

Your crush asks you out and you say no because you're too busy flexing your Mac hoodie

At the mall, you're wearing a Mac hoodie and a kid points at you and says 'that's the worst hoodie I've ever seen'

Your dad says you're wearing a hoodie like a sad loser

You try to be cool at the party but everyone just laughs at your Mac hoodie

You wear a Mac hoodie to hide the fact that you're wearing mismatched socks

Your friend says your Mac hoodie is like a trash bag for your personality

You wear a Mac hoodie and your dog walks out of the room like he saw a ghost