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A person who thinks Apple stuff is the only thing that matters. They'd rather spend their paycheck on a new iPhone than eat.

I bought a new iPhone, and my lunch is now just a memory.

I'm spending my rent money on Apple products again. My brain is broken.

I'd rather die than use a Windows laptop. My soul is tied to Apple.

They live in a world of Apple. They wear hoodies, drink coffee, and talk to their phone like it's their ex.

My mac-geek friend talks to his iPhone like it's his ex. It's sad.

He wears a hoodie like it's his job. And it is.

He drinks coffee like it's a religion. It is.

They hate everything that's not Apple. If you like Windows, they'll call you a traitor and maybe throw a fit.

He called me a traitor for liking Windows. I got a little emotional.

She yelled at me for saying Bill Gates was cool. I felt bad.

He threw a fit when I said I liked Windows. I felt like I was in a movie.

Some of them are so obsessed with Apple, they get tattoos of the logo. It's like they're in a cult.

He has an Apple tattoo. I think he's in a cult.

She got a tattoo of the Apple logo. I'm impressed.

He's got the Apple logo tattooed on his arm. I'm scared of him.

They think Steve Jobs was a god. They'll probably die when they find out he's dead.

He thinks Steve Jobs was a god. He probably won't live through the news.

She said Steve Jobs was a god. I believe her.

He's still waiting for Steve Jobs to come back. I hope he doesn't.