Mac friend

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a buddy who shoves you into buying fancy computers with fancy software, and when it crashes, your friends are clueless and you're stuck with the buddy who sold you the trash, who's too busy eating donuts to help you.

My Mac friend told me it was the best thing since sliced bread. Now I'm stuck with a broken laptop and no help.

He said Macs never break. I got a fried screen and a broken keyboard.

I asked him for help, and he said, 'I'm busy eating a donut.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

a guy who tells you Macs are the bees knees, but when your Mac turns into a brick, you're left with no help and a friend who’s too busy talking about his new car to care.

He said Macs were perfect. My laptop died, and he was too busy showing off his new car.

I tried to fix it myself, but he just said, 'I told you it was perfect.'

He didn’t even answer my texts when my Mac exploded.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

your best friend who convinced you Macs were the bomb, but when your Mac breaks, he’s too busy drinking coffee and laughing at your problems.

He told me Macs were perfect. Now I can’t even open my laptop.

I tried to fix it, and he just said, 'You should've listened to me.'

He’s still drinking coffee and laughing at me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago