Mac Freeman

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A skinny twerp who can't park a car to save his life and can't hit a golf ball without crying. He's never going to make varsity, and no one cares.
He tried to park in front of the school and ended up in a ditch.
He missed a 3-foot putt and threw his club at a pigeon.
He asked if varsity was a type of pizza.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A twig of a human who can't park a car and can't hit a golf ball. He's a joke, and he knows it.
He tried to park and hit a trash can. Hard.
He said golf was 'too loud for him.'
He cried when he missed a shot and got called out for it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A stick figure who can't park a car and can't hit a golf ball. He’s the reason why the school doesn't have a varsity team.
He parked in a fire hydrant and didn’t even notice.
He hit the ball into a tree and said it was 'a trap.'
He asked if varsity was a type of pizza. Again.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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