Mac & freak

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A Mac owner who thinks they're the king of the tech world. They probably still use an old iPod that doesn't work and laugh at PC users like they're the last people on Earth.

My cousin got a Mac and now he thinks he's Steve Jobs. He calls me a PC peasant.

My mom got a Mac and now she yells at me every time I use Windows.

My dad got a Mac and now he won't let me play Fortnite on his laptop because it's 'too slow for a real Mac user.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're making Mac & Cheese and you're also getting laid. It's like the best meal ever and the best sex ever happening at the same time. Just don't burn the noodles.

I was eating Mac & Cheese and my girlfriend climbed on me. I dropped the cheese. It was a disaster.

I was making Mac & Cheese and my boyfriend started eating me. I didn't care because the cheese was good.

I was eating Mac & Cheese while my neighbor was eating me. I called the cops.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're having sex and you're also cooking Mac & Cheese. It’s like the best meal ever and the best sex ever happening at the same time. Just hope you don’t drop the noodles.

I was having sex and I dropped the Mac & Cheese on the floor. It was messy but it was worth it.

I was cooking Mac & Cheese while my girlfriend was cooking me. I didn’t eat the noodles, I ate her.

I was cooking Mac & Cheese and my friend was cooking me. He said it was like a food fight but with love.

by Slangipedia 8d ago