MAC-Fishing/MAC-Fish

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A person who slaps on so much makeup it looks like they used a paintbrush and a can of spray paint to hide how ugly they really are.
My ex tried to MAC-Fish me with a full face of glitter and fake eyelashes. I looked like a disco ball. She looked like a broken one.
My cousin does MAC-Fishing every day. Yesterday she came to my house and I thought it was a horror movie.
My mom says I’m a MAC-Fish because I wear so much makeup I could blind a bat.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone puts on so much makeup it's like they're trying to trick the world into thinking they’re a celebrity, but they’re just a regular person who forgot to wash their face.
My friend tried to MAC-Fish for a date. The guy asked if she was a clown. She said no. He said she looked like one.
My teacher thinks I’m a MAC-Fish because I wore so much makeup I could’ve been a unicorn.
My brother tried to MAC-Fish for a job interview. He looked like a raccoon who got sprayed by a neon light.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Someone who uses makeup like it’s a magic spell to make themselves look better, even though they’re still the same person inside.
My sister did MAC-Fishing before going out. She looked like she had a face full of glitter and a personality full of lies.
My neighbor does MAC-Fishing every morning. She walks to the store like she’s going to a fashion show.
My dad called me a MAC-Fish because I wore so much makeup I looked like I had a face full of confetti.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who puts on so much makeup it feels like they're trying to cover up a crime, not just their bad skin.
My friend did MAC-Fishing before a Zoom call. Her face looked like it had been through a war.
My mom said I’m a MAC-Fish because I wear so much makeup I could’ve been a criminal.
My brother tried to MAC-Fish for his girlfriend. He looked like he had a face full of glitter and a heart full of regret.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When someone uses makeup like it’s a weapon to battle the world, but the only thing they’re really fighting is their own bad skin.
My cousin did MAC-Fishing before a party. She looked like she had a face full of glitter and a soul full of lies.
My teacher called me a MAC-Fish because I wore so much makeup I could’ve been a magician.
My dad said I’m a MAC-Fish because I wear so much makeup I look like I just came out of a paint factory.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who slaps on makeup like it’s their last hope to look good, even though they know they’re still the same person underneath.
My friend did MAC-Fishing before a date. She looked like she had a face full of glitter and a heart full of hope.
My sister does MAC-Fishing every day. She walks to school like she’s going to a beauty pageant.
My brother tried to MAC-Fish for a job interview. He looked like he had a face full of confetti and a brain full of lies.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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