MAC-fished

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When you fall asleep next to a hot girl like she’s a goddess and wake up to her face smashed into the pillow like she was hit by a truck and looked like a feral raccoon.
I went to bed with a goddess and woke up to a raccoon. MAC-fished hard.
She looked like a supermodel when we kissed. Now she looks like my dog after it ate a sock. MAC-fished for real.
I thought I was getting a date. I got a nightmare. MAC-fished for life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Big Mac that’s been tampered with by a drunk kid who swapped the burger meat for a Filet-O-Fish and called it a ‘seafood meatball’.
I ate a Big Mac that tasted like a fish. MAC-fished and I didn’t even know it.
That sandwich looked like a seafood meatball. I’m gonna vomit. MAC-fished for real.
I thought it was a Big Mac. It was a Big Fish. MAC-fished in the worst way.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fish sandwich in Europe that’s so bad it’s like they took a fish and called it a sandwich. Also known as ‘a poor man’s lunch’.
I ate a fish sandwich in Europe. It looked like a fish. MAC-fished and I didn’t even know it.
Europe’s version of a sandwich is a fish. I’m never eating fish again. MAC-fished for life.
That sandwich was so bad it should’ve been a crime. MAC-fished for real.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A person who puts on makeup like they’re trying to win a beauty pageant but still look like they got hit by a truck and a fire hydrant.
She looks like a queen with makeup. Without it, she looks like my dog after a fight. MAC-fished for real.
He put on enough makeup to cover a murder. MAC-fished and I didn’t even know it.
That girl looks like she’s ready for the prom. Then she took it off. MAC-fished for life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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