mac fanboy

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a person who thinks Apple is the only god and will die if you say anything bad about it

I swear I’ll burn my iPhone if you tell me Android is better

My whole life depends on Apple. If they fail, I fail.

I would punch a guy for saying Apple has bad customer service.

a guy who thinks every new iPhone is the best thing ever and will argue about it for hours

The new iPhone came out and I spent three hours convincing my brother it was perfect.

I stayed up until 3 a. m. just to watch the iPhone launch event.

My friend’s iPhone is newer than mine, so I hate him.

a person who will beg, borrow, or steal just to get the latest Apple product

I borrowed my mom’s credit card to buy the newest iPhone.

I stole my dad’s wallet to buy an Apple Watch.

I asked my crush for money to buy a MacBook Pro.

someone who thinks Apple products are the only way to live and will laugh at you for using anything else

I laughed at my friend for using Samsung. I said, 'That’s the worst phone ever!'

My cousin uses Android, so I called him a traitor.

I told my brother he was a nerd for using Google.

a person who will spend all their money on Apple products and still think they are worth it

I spent all my allowance on an iPhone, and I still think it was worth it.

I used my savings to buy an Apple Watch. I didn’t care.

I bought a MacBook even though I didn’t have money. I just did it.

a person who will argue with you about Apple products even when they are clearly wrong

I argued with my teacher about the iPhone for 10 minutes, and she didn’t care.

I fought with my brother because he said the iPhone was overpriced.

I argued with my friend about Apple for 20 minutes, and he still thinks I’m wrong.