Mac Effect

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The Mac Effect is when your bottom bread is so tiny it looks like it was kicked by a donkey. It can’t hold your sandwich, so it slides off like it’s ashamed of itself.
My burger looked like a failed math problem. Bottom bread was the size of a pebble.
The sandwich fell apart like my relationship with my ex.
I took one bite and the bottom bread ran away.
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The Mac Effect is when you finally get what you wanted, but it turns out you got what you needed the whole time. And you’re too proud to admit it.
I got the job I wanted, but it’s just a glorified coffee boy gig. I’m too proud to say I didn’t want it.
She finally got the boy she loved, and he turned out to be a complete waste of oxygen.
I got the last slice of pizza, but it was cold and sad.
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