Mac DeMarco Week

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It’s Mac DeMarco Week! Seven days of pure Mac madness from December 10th to 17th. You better be ready to suffer for seven days straight.

My mom started playing 'Chamber of Speaks' in the car. I begged her to stop.

My neighbor blasted 'Salad Days' at 3 a. m. I threw a pillow at him.

My dog started barking at the radio during 'It’s the End of the World as We Know It.'

Day one: Your favorite song. It’s not just a song. It’s a religion. A way of life. A curse.

My favorite song is 'You’re the Best.' I sang it in the shower. My shower cried.

I listened to 'This Is the End' on repeat. My brain exploded.

I texted my best friend 'I love this song.' She replied 'I love you more.'

Day two: First song you listened to. It’s not just a song. It’s a memory. A flashback. A nightmare.

My first song was 'Stillness.' I listened to it in the car. My dad fell asleep.

I heard 'Crying in the Club' for the first time. I cried in the club.

I played 'Another Love' on my phone. My dog started dancing.

Day three: Underrated song. It’s not just a song. It’s a secret. A hidden treasure. A middle finger to everyone else.

'I’m Not the One' is my underrated song. I sang it in the bathroom. My mirror started laughing.

I played 'Soft Focus' in the kitchen. My mom said 'I didn’t know you had a soul.'

I told my friend 'This song is underrated.' He said 'You’re underrated.'

Day four: Favorite album. It’s not just an album. It’s a lifestyle. A habit. A addiction.

'Salad Days' is my favorite album. I listened to it in the bathtub. My bathrobe started singing.

I played '2' on repeat. My dog started nodding to the beat.

I told my mom 'This album changed my life.' She said 'Good for you.'

Day five: Favorite lyric. It’s not just a lyric. It’s a truth. A statement. A life sentence.

'I’m a sad kid, I’m a sad kid, I’m a sad kid.' I said it in the park. My park bench started crying.

I told my friend 'I’m not the one.' He said 'You are.'

I wrote 'I love you' on my wall. My wall said 'I love you back.'

Day six: Favorite Mac photo. It’s not just a photo. It’s a vision. A dream. A hallucination.

My favorite photo is Mac in a hat. I printed it and put it on my wall. My wall started wearing hats.

I saw Mac in the sun. I screamed. My neighbors called the police.

I texted my friend 'This photo is iconic.' He replied 'You are.'

Day seven: Most listened to. It’s not just a song. It’s a obsession. A habit. A way of life.

'It’s the End of the World as We Know It' is my most listened to. I played it in the car. My car started crying.

I listened to 'Another Love' on repeat. My brain exploded again.

I told my friend 'This song is my life.' He said 'You are.'