mac deez

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A fancy way of saying McDonalds, but also a promise that you're about to give your nuts to someone else. Basically, you're offering your junk like it's a free sample.
"Mac deez? I'm in. I'll take two Big Macs and a whole bag of fries."
"He said 'Mac deez' and then ran out of the restaurant."
"I'm not doing Mac deez. I don't have time for that nonsense."
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A guy who's so gay he’s willing to let someone else’s cock go where the sun doesn’t shine, and then he eats it like it’s a sundae.
"I saw him at the park doing Mac deez. It was like a horror movie."
"He said he was doing Mac deez with a guy from the gym. I believe him."
"Don’t even ask. He did Mac deez in the middle of the street."
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A chicken who’s too scared to accept a dare. They just run away like they're being chased by a bunch of angry cows.
"I said 'I dare you to do Mac deez,' and he ran out of the room like he was on fire."
"She said 'Mac deez' and then hid under the table."
"He did Mac deez and then cried like a baby."
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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