Mac Dad-day

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A Mac Dad-day is a man who thinks he’s the king of cool, but he’s just a regular guy who spent all his money on a shiny Cadillac and a motorcycle that probably broke the last time he tried to drive it.
My uncle’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Cadillac that smells like old pizza and a motorcycle that’s louder than his opinions.
My neighbor thinks he’s a Mac Dad-day because he wears sunglasses at 9 a. m.
My dad’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Buell Ulysses like it’s a throne, even though it broke last week.
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A Mac Dad-day is a guy who thinks he’s the most stylish man on the block, but he just bought a motorcycle because it looked cool in the mall.
My cousin is a Mac Dad-day. He bought a motorcycle because it had a fancy name, even though he can’t ride it.
My brother’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Cadillac that’s older than his mom.
My friend’s a Mac Dad-day. He wears sunglasses at night and thinks it makes him look tough.
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A Mac Dad-day is a man who spent all his money on a Cadillac and a motorcycle, thinking it makes him look tough. It doesn’t.
My uncle’s a Mac Dad-day. He spends all his money on cars and thinks he’s the king of the block.
My neighbor’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Buell Ulysses, but it broke last week.
My dad’s a Mac Dad-day. He thinks he’s tough because he drives a Cadillac.
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A Mac Dad-day is a man who thinks he’s the most stylish guy on the block, but he just bought a motorcycle because it had a cool name.
My friend is a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Buell Ulysses, but it broke because he drove it like a fool.
My brother’s a Mac Dad-day. He spends all his money on cars and thinks he’s the king of cool.
My cousin’s a Mac Dad-day. He wears sunglasses at 7 a. m. and thinks he’s stylish.
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A Mac Dad-day is a man who thinks he’s the king of cool, but he’s just a regular guy with a fancy car and a broken motorcycle.
My uncle’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Cadillac that smells like old pizza.
My neighbor’s a Mac Dad-day. He thinks he’s tough because he drives a Buell Ulysses.
My dad’s a Mac Dad-day. He spends all his money on cars and thinks he’s the king of cool.
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A Mac Dad-day is a man who thinks he’s the most stylish guy on the block, but he just bought a motorcycle because it had a fancy name and he didn’t know better.
My friend’s a Mac Dad-day. He drives a Buell Ulysses that broke last week.
My brother’s a Mac Dad-day. He spends all his money on cars and thinks he’s the king of the block.
My cousin’s a Mac Dad-day. He wears sunglasses at 8 a. m. and thinks he’s cool.
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