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A computer made for people who think they’re fancy and can’t handle anything that isn’t shiny and expensive. They think they’re better than everyone else, but when their fancy computer crashes, they act like the world has ended.

My cousin bought a Mac because he thinks he’s cool. Now his computer won’t let him watch Netflix.

My mom got a Mac so she could ‘be like the rich people.’ Now she can’t even print her grocery list.

My friend’s Mac died, and he cried like a baby. I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pants.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

The gayest thing ever invented. If you own a Mac, you’re either gay or you’re just too dumb to use a real computer. Everyone who buys one thinks they’re in a boy band.

My gay uncle got a Mac and now he only texts his ex.

My neighbor’s Mac is so gay, it even has a pink keyboard.

My sister’s Mac is so gay, it gave her a crush on a lamp.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A fancy computer that costs more than your first car. It’s like a rich kid’s toy. It works well, but you pay through the nose for it. If you’re not rich, don’t even think about buying one.

My dad wants a Mac because he thinks he’s rich. He’s not. He’s just broke.

I want a Mac, but it costs more than my dog’s birthday cake.

My teacher has a Mac, and I have a PC. He’s rich. I’m poor. And I still beat him at video games.

by Slangipedia 7h ago