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doing something so stupid it feels like a bad idea, but later you realize it was genius
I spilled my coffee on my boss's pants, and now I get extra vacation days.
I texted my ex 'I miss you' right after she broke up with me.
I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite, and it was the best decision ever.
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when you mess up in the moment, but it ends up being the best thing ever
I tripped into a mud puddle on my way to work, and now my coworkers think I’m cool.
I yelled at my dog for stealing my sandwich, and now he brings me snacks every day.
I dropped my phone in the toilet, and now I have a waterproof phone.
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when you do something dumb, but it turns out to be the best choice you ever made
I wore my socks as gloves in the winter, and now I look like a rockstar.
I bit a giant chip off my sandwich, and it was the best thing I ever tasted.
I tried to balance on a chair in the middle of a hallway, and now I’m the school legend.
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