Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who thinks they're better than everyone else just because they have a Mac Book.

I'm gonna throw my Mac Book out the window if he says one more thing about his MacBook.

Why does this guy think he's cool? He just has a Mac Book.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said 'I use a Mac Book' I'd be rich and he'd be dead.

2

A guy who thinks the world revolves around his Mac Book and his stupid opinions.

He tried to explain how a Mac Book works to my dog. The dog bit him.

I walked into a room and he started talking about Mac Books. I walked out.

He said my phone was 'basic.' I said his Mac Book was 'dead.'

3

A person who believes having a Mac Book makes them a god among mortals.

He thinks he's a god because he has a Mac Book. I think he's a god because he's dumb.

He used his Mac Book to write a text that said 'Hello.'

He tried to use his Mac Book to impress my mom. My mom cried.

4

A human who thinks the universe stopped spinning just to let them use their Mac Book.

He said the universe was broken because his Mac Book was slow.

He cried when his Mac Book shut down.

He blamed the Earth for his bad Wi-Fi.

5

A guy who thinks everyone else is a failure just because they don't have a Mac Book.

He said I was a failure because I use an Android phone.

He called my phone 'basic' and my life 'boring.'

He said my life was 'a disgrace' because I didn't have a Mac Book.

6

A person who thinks they're the best just because they have a Mac Book and a stupid opinion.

He said he was the best because he has a Mac Book and hates Windows.

He asked me if I was a 'Mac Book fag' and I said he was a 'Mac Book fag.'

He said my phone was 'basic' and his Mac Book was 'elite.'