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When you hit on a girl and she spits in your face like you owe her money

I tried to flirt with her and she said 'you're not my type' then blew in my face

He asked me out and I said 'no' and blew in his face like he was a kid who didn't know how to tie his shoes

I told him I was busy and he said 'you're not busy enough' and I blew in his face

A drink so bad it makes your tongue feel like it's been through a blender and a war

I drank that and it felt like my mouth was on fire and my tongue was in a fight

That drink was worse than my mom's cooking on a bad day

I tried to drink that and my face turned red like I had been yelled at by a teacher