Mac Bell

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A meaty man with a sausage for a penis and a belly that could hold a football game.
My cousin is a Mac Bell. He eats a whole pizza and still has room for dessert.
At the gym, the guy flexing was a Mac Bell. He looked like a donut with a cock.
My dad said my uncle is a Mac Bell. He once tried to fit into a phone booth and it broke.
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A guy so big, he could be a walking meat locker and still have room for a sandwich.
The man at the bar was a Mac Bell. He drank three beers and still had a full stomach.
My neighbor is a Mac Bell. He walks like he’s carrying a shopping cart.
I saw a Mac Bell at the mall. He tried to fit into a fitting room and it collapsed.
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A guy who looks like a burger with extra meat and no lettuce.
My friend’s dad is a Mac Bell. He eats like he’s trying to win a eating contest.
The guy who ran over my dog is a Mac Bell. He looked like a meatball with a cock.
At the party, the guy who ate the cake was a Mac Bell. He had a face like a full meal.
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