mac bashing

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Calling the Mac a piece of junk and making fun of it like it's a sad kid in the back of the class.

'Mac users don't know what a real computer is. They're just sad Windows users in denial.'

'I'd rather use a toaster than a Mac. At least the toaster doesn't complain.'

'Mac? Please. That's for people who can't handle Windows.'

Saying the Mac is broken, slow, and looks like it was designed by a confused toddler.

'Mac? That thing is slower than my grandma's walker.'

'The Mac is like a broken robot. It just doesn't work.'

'I don't get why anyone would choose a Mac. It looks like a toddler drew it.'

Making fun of the Mac so hard it feels like you're in a wrestling match with it.

'I'm gonna beat this Mac into submission. It's not even trying.'

'The Mac is like my nemesis. We have a history.'

'I don't just bash the Mac. I wrestle it. I taunt it. I humiliate it.'