mac b

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A tiny gun that shoots like a madman and doesn’t care if it’s in your face. People love it because it’s small, but it punches like it’s got a grudge.
Bullets in my ear, I didn’t even flinch. Mac B, why are you so close?
I just shot my buddy’s sandwich. Mac B, you’re a lunatic.
This tiny gun just broke my nose. Mac B, I swear you’re trying to kill me.
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When someone thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, even when they’re spouting nonsense that makes no sense. They’re loud, proud, and usually wrong.
I said the sky is green. Everyone laughed. Mac B, I was right.
He said the moon is made of cheese. I said it’s made of stupid. Mac B, shut up.
I asked him why the sky is green. He said it’s because he’s cool. Mac B, you’re a disaster.
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